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november is here!

time for self reflection!

I stole Karyn and Alicia's century egg tag ..

THE SELF:


[1] Name: Jazlyn

[2] Nickname: jaz, as far as i know la .. what other nickname u got for me?

[3] Married: when i do, i will invite you

[4] Zodiac Sign: Leo lioness

[5] Gender: a guy with the name Jazlyn sounds wrong

[6] Age: 21, legal for alcohol and sex

[7] High School: Sri Aman Gal Skool

[8] College: Multimedia Uni

[9] Height: taller than mom but shorter than bro

[10] Weight: i lost weight liao .. but i don't wanna tell you yet .. or ever

[11] Do you like yourself: more than i like some others

[12] Piercings: one on left ear .. unique no?

[13] Right or left: what the hell ? i write with right hand , if that's the q

[14] Are you a freak: no .. i'm very normal .. i think

[15] Hair: i love mine so keep ur freaking opinion to urself

[16] Skin: fair.. i bathe in milk every night

[17] Allergic: i'm allergic to stress .. cause i get hives .. when i stress

[18] What are you doing now: forum bitching .. and this tag

[19] What will you do 1 hour later: probably have to go to bed .. or still be here online

[20] What will you do 10 years later: i will be 31 .. oh no, i'm old

THE FAMILY


[21]
Live with mother/father/parents: the whole bunch

[22] Siblings (included you): tres

[23] Eldest: yours truly

[24] Youngest: the sister

[25] Love/hate your family: muax !

THE LOVE


[26] You found your another half: nope and i'm not rushing

[27] If yes, who is he/she: an animal lover

[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: don't have le .. no need to ask.. i don't have any crush or any potential mate yet

[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 1

[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): i confessed to a guy before and i'm proud of it .. it takes guts !

[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): yes but i am hinting reject

[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: i sprayed his car pink

[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: and burnt his hair

[34] Ever argue with your other half: yes, we argue whether the earth is round

[35] You with your other half since: when dinosaurs exist

[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: straight .. oooo * look at jay*

[37] Reasons you love your other half: because he smells like sock

[38] You and your other half in which stage: where we fight over ice cream

[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: he jump out behind a tree and screamed "WOO!"

[40] Ever think of marry he/she: when i get married, i don't wanna invite you

THE FRIENDS


[41] Your first best friend: that girl lo who broke my heart

[42] Your first enemy: this woman. what a witch!

[43] The friend you love the most: the ones who stuck with me

[44] The enemy you hate the most (1 only): shit le , how to choose

[45]Your most beautiful girl friend: seriously, i don't look at girls that way

[46] Your most handsome guy friend: ROFL

[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: i would need a whole essay for this

[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: the ones who don't use their brain

[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: yes

[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: no way la

[51] If your friend backstabbing you: i could boldly say yes

[52] If your friend betray you: stupid poem lied. friendship do sank

[53] If your friend woo your lover: depends on level of anger:- phone slamming, screaming or bitch slapping

[54] If your friend fall in love with you: already did .. don't want la

[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: first of all, who is that?

THE STUDIES


[56]Are you a good student: no, but i'm not a bad one either

[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: yes, i managed to beat last minuterism ..

[58]The teacher/tutor you love the most: her! with tea and bitter chocolate!

[59]Always late to school/college: no, but sometimes i purposely be late for class ..

[60] Your class: what class? so many class

[61]You love your seniors: normal

[62] Senior who you love the most: too gua zhang le this q ..

[63] Your classmates good/bad: *ignores question*

[64] Excellent result classmate: the skies are blue ..

[65] Laziest classmate: and the clouds are white

[66] Smart people: everyone is smart in certain ways right ?

[67] Stupid people: * heads to bitch forum*

[68]Good looking people: those with a nice heart

[69] Ugly people: bitches and assholes .. already ugly inside

[70] Funny people: are plenty

[71] Cute people: i lost the meaning of that word

[72] Bad people: wolf hidden beneath sheep wool

[73] Honest people: are just too few

[74] Acting people: the ones i ignored

[75] You are what kind of person: the one who treats who treats me right

THE PREFER


[76] Lip or eyes: eyes but no swollen blue lips

[77] Hugs or kisses: steamy kisses are addictive , cuddly hugs are essential

[78]Shorter or taller: taller *must*

[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: whatever it is, as long as it's not something illegal or dangerous

[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms with no flabby tummy

[81] Listener or talker: listen and talk at the right time

[82] Romantic or rich: roses, doesn't matter one or a bouquet ..

[83] Good husband or Good Father: both, this one cannot cut short

THE FUTURE


[84] Age to get marry: before karyn because she wants to be my bridesmaid

[85] Numbers of kid(s): 2 or 3 .. or a basketball team .. ahem

[86] Career: i don't want to tell you ..

[87] Salary: enough for me

[88] Retirement age: aiyo, i'm planning wedding dinner stage .. retirement is like a dot to me

[89] Properties value: also never thought of it yet .. hmm

[90] Wishes: *mumbles* .. shhh ..

THE VICTIMS


[91] people who blogs

[92] people who loves jay

[93] people who love pink color

[94] people who have nothing to do

[95] people who are my friends

[96] people who eat meat or veggie

[98] people who can grow hair on armpit

[99] people who farts and burps

[100] people who thinks i'm crazy